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Old Aug 24, 2006, 02:00 AM // 02:00   #241
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Shreds metalicagrl with katanas.
Casts low-level mending (regen of 1) on metalicagrl.
Watches as metalicagrl's body is ultra-slowly reassembled.
Wonders how that is possible.
Shrugs.
Sheathes katanas.
Orders beer.
Sips beer.
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 02:01 AM // 02:01   #242
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thanks metalicagirl for her blessing

looks over at the fight with disgust but knowing that i will join it later
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 02:02 AM // 02:02   #243
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*sips beer*
*wheezes air*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 02:05 AM // 02:05   #244
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*sits down to rest*
*sips beer*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 02:08 AM // 02:08   #245
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Taps metalicagrl on the shoulder.
Holds up metalicagrl's left arm.

I think you might want this.
Puts arm on table.
Sips beer.
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 02:09 AM // 02:09   #246
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*portal opens in air*

*steps out*

*"Where the hell have I been?"*

*looks around*

*"Hmm new bar...?"*

*shrugs*

*orders beer and waves a pwned*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 02:09 AM // 02:09   #247
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*sips beer*
*passes out*
*wakes up*
*sips beer*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 02:10 AM // 02:10   #248
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waves at doc and walks over and introduces myself

"hello i am underworld calling, u look funny"
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 02:12 AM // 02:12   #249
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*yet again, heals myself*
*beats up doomlord*
*heals doomlord*
*beats up doomlord*
*heals everyone in the bar*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 02:12 AM // 02:12   #250
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*Shoots Underworld Calling in the face*
"Sup Doc"
*Sips beer*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 02:18 AM // 02:18   #251
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*waves at Doc*
*sips beer*
*throws more random darts*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 02:19 AM // 02:19   #252
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puts up protective spirit before i get shot in the face

now i only have 90% of a face and i need a heal
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 02:19 AM // 02:19   #253
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*plays with darts again*

*heals underworld so he can fight*

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Old Aug 24, 2006, 02:28 AM // 02:28   #254
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*thanks metalicagrl for healing*

*puts spiteful spirit on paul mahdi*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 02:32 AM // 02:32   #255
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*Remove hex*
*Takes a chainsaw to Underworld's face, then takes a knife jams it into his stomach, takes out a hammer, and starts to hammer the knife further in*
"Spiteful THAT spirit, biatch!"
*Sits down*
*Sips beer*
*Aims for rats....finds none, starts to shoot Metalicgrl instead*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 02:34 AM // 02:34   #256
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I love being a monk

*heals myself*
*sips beer*
*punches Paul in the face*
*kicks him in stomach*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 02:36 AM // 02:36   #257
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uses spell breaker on me and metalicgrl and uses spiteful spirit on paul again (yes i get 2 elites)

then hires an assasin to kill paul

but the sin sucks and he trips over a rock and dies
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 02:37 AM // 02:37   #258
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Somehow, I think being shot is worse then being punched and/or kicked....

Also, I think it's great you're a monk that can heal and res yourself...It's like having a indestructable punching bag in the bar

*Shoots Metalicagrl in the face*
"Go ahead, heal yourself i wanna shoot you again"
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 02:40 AM // 02:40   #259
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anything for the customer!

*heals me again*
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 02:40 AM // 02:40   #260
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u can't shoot her i have sb on her dummy
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